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teapayne:

Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know

bob is not a name its a nickname for Robert. holy shit people are fucking stupid

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blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

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aroselikeriyah:

pussy-on-da-chain-wax:

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palmtreezandbluewater:

week ago 

try to crucify me and we tweakin ho

Help meeeeeee

Run up on a preacher and catch the holy ghost

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lavenderkidz:

this gives me chills like incredibly horrible terrible chills oh my god

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